Hamburger Club

Entirely independent Cartoonist Collective Club.

We contain a Cartoonist, a Director (please note that this does not say 'Storyboard Director.'  It says 'Director.'), a Storyboard Artist for Children's Television Animation, a Character Designer for Children's Television Animation, a Background Painter for Children's Television Animation, a Writer, an Art Director, an Animator, a Programmer, a Voice Actor, and a Musician.  The musician is really pretty shit, and she's handling the audio engineering duties as well.  You're kinda fucked if you like music.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ,11.  Eleven!  AH AH AH.  There appear to be Eleven of us.  I think we're officially 'gang' certified.  We might even be able to beat you up?  Please please please don't make us fight, we abhor violence in all it's forms.  #ACAB

Please note, dear reader:

We own 100% of all of our IP, now and forever.  This is non-negotiable.  If you want our comics in your book, our characters in your something, or our videogames on your console:  Don't even ask.  The answer is still NO, even if you have a cash money dollar in your hand for every living human being on Planet Earth, of the Milky Way Galaxy.  Sorry bud.  Make something of your very own.

We don't take creative notes from non-creative persons.  Sorry bud.  Learn a trade.

If you have our Anythings in your Something, that is a privilege that we have bestowed upon you.  Know that.  No matter what your skillset, platform, or level of cash-havingness may be, We Do Not Need You.  Sorry bud.  Grab a talent or two on the way into the grave.

If you understand and respect all of the things that have just been laid out for you, so very clearly here...  we would LOVE to work with you.  This is a Promise with a capital P.

Enjoy the games.